Local Ga. Baseball Team Hosts Eliot Spitzer Night, Invites Spitzer to Throw 1st Pitch

Disgraced New House Of York Gov. T. S. Eliot Spitzer is on his manner out of the governor's mansion, but he already have been offered a gig with a minor conference baseball game team.

The Macon Music squad in Macon, Ga., announced it will host "Eliot Spitzer Night" on June 13, and it claims it have invited Spitzer himself to come up on down and throw out the first pitch.

The squad have apparently thought this through.

On its Web site, the Macon Music — portion of the independent South Seashore League — is offering a slate of minor conference dohickeys tailored to the up-to-the-minute newspaper headlines out of New York. Spitzer announced his surrender Wednesday amid accusals that he paid for the services of a high-priced call miss in Washington, D.C.

Among the foregrounds on T. S. Eliot Spitzer Night:

"Client #9 (or fan #9) will have a free Music award pack," the squad states on its Web site.

"Any fan with the name Eliot, Spitzer, or 'Kristen' along with any fan from New House Of York will have $1 off admission." Kristen is how the phone call miss is identified in fact-finding documents.

"ATMs will be available for hard cash backdowns not to transcend $5,000 per hour," the squad says.

The squad also announced it will give away a New House Of York vacation, including a one-night stay at the Mayflower Hotel — though the hotel linked to Spitzer's alleged rendezvouses actually is in Washington, D.C.